"How...how many do I get to choose from?" I ask anxiously, worrying about this whole endeavor.
"Oh
well that's simple Mr. Hughes" Mark chirps merrily. "You'll get to pick
from six profiles. Though you received far more offers than just these
six I can assure you"
"More?" I mutter in disbelief.
"Hey,
you're relatively young, in good health, and a man. I mean you're in a
bit of a rough patch but most people can look past that to the golden
opportunity you represent Mr. Hughes" Mark interjects, his tone oozing
with his salesman charms.
"I...huh..." I murmur, still wrapping my head around the whole thing. "So...who did you pick?"
"A
fantastic question" Mark exclaims, still fishing around in the digital
desk for some lost item. "We had a whole team looking over the
applications, we've picked nothing but the best for you" he declares
confidently, freezing up as he opens one of the desks many drawers.
"There they are" he grins, hastily snatching an extremely small set of
rigid paper from within.
Mark
places the straightened white sheets on top of the desk, evening them
out so they all line up perfectly. Suddenly the sheets of paper rise up,
floating between the two of us as Mark quickly scans over the paper.
"Alright, let's begin" Mark says, cracking his knuckles before leaning back in his chair.
"Okay
so we have here... Miranda Winslow, Penelope Star, Akiko Sato, Caroline
Sawyer, Jessica Cummings, and Melody Conners" Mark exclaims, his eyes
briefly looking at each of the pages before moving on between each name.
"They're all..." I begin to squeak before getting cut off by Mark.
"Women,
that's right. You were quite popular and the team apparently decided
these women should be given the chance at being you" he explains with a
nod. "So, who would you like to start with?"
I
pause for a minute as I contemplate my position. I could hardly believe
what I was about to do, to give up myself so that some strange woman
could take over. However, it was the easiest way out and I was already
this far in.
"Let's start with
Miranda I guess" I say in a defeated tone, my shoulders slumping
forwards as I sink into the uncomfortable wooden seat.
"Wonderful" Mark chimes, tapping the far left paper and causing it o float towards him.
Miranda
is...Twenty-Seven, just a month old than you, and is gainfully
employed, unlike you" he says with a chuckle, obviously enjoying the
distinction. "She lives in a small town called...Adrian Creek. It's a
rather small community, but I hear it's lovely this time of year" Mark
explains, looking between me and the paper.
"What does she do?" I ask, my voice wavering as the fear of becoming someone else grips me.
"She's
a librarian at the town's local library. That sounds nice right? You
said you liked books in our first interview" Mark asks, knowing that I
was a bit of a reader. "And she has a higher education as well" he
claims, leaving out the fact that it was just a degree in literature and
a short course in library systems.
"She
rents a house on the outskirts of the business center of town, a nice
freshly renovated cottage perfectly situated between the pine forests
and the local..." Mark pitches, getting cut off by me as I ask another
question.
"Why does she want to be...me? What's wrong with...um..." I pipe up, trailing off as I worry about being too harsh.
"Who
says there's anything wrong about her?" Mark says with a shrug. He
quickly rereads the paper, glancing at my unconvinced face before
sighing. "She wants to be more respected and feels she can do that
better as a man...That...And she is a little...Well she has let herself
go a little since starting college and moving to Adrian's Creek" Mark
explains, trying to mute and ease any negatives in the sales pitch.
"She's
single, no kids, you'd have all the time in the world to settle in. And
her...bodily assets are very generous" Mark continues, trying to make
the sale. "Settling into the quiet life, all that time to read and relax
in your cozy job and home as well as some explor...".
"I...uh...can
we come back to...um..." I stammer, cutting him short as I begin to
feel the pressure from the salesman across from me.
Mark
seems to miss a beat as I ask to move on, pausing as he collects
himself. "Of course, we have so many more to look at" he replies, a grin
spreading across his lips as he sends Miranda's paper back before
summoning the next one in the row.
"Here
we have one...Penelope Star, she's twenty-one, and is...also employed"
Mark says with a slight chuckle, finding it humorous how many of these
people had work while I had been unemployed for months. "She lives in an
old cabin that was passed down to her by her...aunt? great aunt?
Doesn't matter, all that matters is that she owns this cabin outright in
the rather large coastal town of Keyes Point" Mark continues, squinting
at the handwritten virtual form as he tries to decipher the
handwriting.
"Twenty-One? Homeowner? Why does she want to be me?" I ask in confusion, struggling to get a grasp on what her deal was.
"Well...let's
see...It just says that she was urged into doing this" Mark explains,
tilting his head to the side and shrugging his shoulders as the
paperwork lacked the real explanation. Penelope had been paid by my
mother to offer herself for the swap, becoming a pawn in her retirement
plans. "I suppose she is a little uneducated" he continues, underplaying
the fact she dropped out of high school.
"She is
in a committed relationship to an long-term boyfriend, so you would need
to navigate that. But aside from that hiccup you'd be free to continue
her life as a 'free-spirit' as she described" he says, trying to up-sell her otherwise empty life as freeing.
"Can I hear about..." I begin to ask, wanting to see the next one.
"She's
cute as a button too, a real catch in the community
and...and...alright" Mark interjects, trying to finish the sale but recognizing from my unmoving face it was time to move on.
As
Mark reads the next form a smirk appears across his lips. "You said you
liked anime yeah? You mentioned you wanted to visit Japan in the past
right?" he asks pointedly, bringing up facts from our long conversation
in the initial interview.
"Yeah I..." I begin to reply before he quickly cuts me short.
"Well
why not Akiko Sato? She's an exchange student here, finished high
school around a month ago" Mark asks, leaning in a little. "She's from
Japan, so you'd be free to go back and explore to your hearts content"
he claims, leaving out the part about being from a poor fishing village.
"Ja...Japan?
I would live in another country? Speak another language?" I mutter quizzically, my heart racing in my virtual chest as I imagine no longer
living in the country that had been my home my whole life.
"Well
you'd be from there, but she currently lives here" Mark clarifies,
again leaving out facts as he fails to explain that she is set to return
any day now.
"From what I heard
from the other staff she is a knock out, that could be you. And her
family are business owners" he hastily continues, twisting the facts
around her families small restaurant in an effort to make it sound more
grandiose.
"But I'd be..." I mutter, trailing off out of nervousness.
"In
another country? If you don't like it then just come back for college"
Mark smugly answers, unsure if Akiko would ever reasonably be able to
leave her small village.
"I...I need a minute to think about...uh...this" I exclaim, my palms sweating as I wring my hands together.
"Alright,
alright. Let's move on, you can always come back to these later" Mark
say reassuringly as he swaps out the papers in front of him.
"So
here we have Caroline Sawyer" Mark chimes, reading the head of the
document and quickly scanning through it. "Nineteen, lives and partially
runs her family farm, and just finished her schooling" Mark states,
again twisting the truth a little as he brushes aside her flunking out
of school as simply finishing it.
"Why is she wanting to become...me" I meekly ask, staring up at Mark in his elevated position.
"Apparently...She
wants to find a new life where she can be more of an intellectual" Mark
states, trying to avoid any discussion of her own intellectual
difficulties or the expectations on her to 'milk cows, get married, and pump out youngins'.
"You'd
be extremely fit, very athletic" Mark continues, eyeing up my slim
build and its lack of defined muscles. "Part of the hard work you'd be
doing on the farm"
"What about her...uh...relations?" I ask, trying to get an idea about her home life.
"Her
father died a while back, and her mother is slowly retreating from
running the farm so Caroline can take over. She is single currently, but
has quite a few suitors around town and the surrounding farms" Mark
explains with a grin. "You'd be quite popular amongst the local
farmhands and cowgirls" she says with a chuckle, hoping that the
allusion to Caroline's slight Bi leaning may tip the scales.
My
face grows red as he brings up suitors. Having been single for quite a
while the thought of being wanted and desired sounded like a fairly nice
draw.
"I...Can we talk about the last two before I make any choices" I ask, curious if he had left the best for last.
"Next
we have..." Mark begins to exclaim, pausing as the papers swap around. A
sudden laugh croaks out from the otherwise calmer salesman as he reads
the name, though he quickly recovers. "Jessica Cummings" he finally
manages to blurt out, his lips curved into a subtle smile at the name.
I too can't help but smirk at the unfortunate last new, though it sounds somewhat familiar.
"She
is nineteen, a college student, and while she is unemployed her parents
seem more than willing to pay for her upkeep" Mark states as he reads
the page. "Blonde, curvy, tall, she's a regular picture of privilege" he
continues under his breath, scoffing at her description.
"Why the hell is she wanting to do this then?" I ask, immensely confused at why she'd want to be me.
"Oh that's simple, she doesn't want
to, her parents apparently gave her an ultimatum. Either swap and make something of yourself, or be cut off from the family money" Mark
explains. "I guess she feels it'll be easier to improve someone like you
who is momentarily down on their luck than someone else" he continues,
leaving out that it was her parent's who had chosen me for personal
reasons.
"So I'd just..." I mutter, trailing off as I leave the sentence incomplete for Mark to fill in.
"You'd
just have to live her life, go to college and keep her parent's happy.
You may even get back to your body eventually if she does well enough in
it. Her parent's a quite wealthy and could easily afford to pay for our
services again" Mark chuckles, clarifying what my role would be as the
new Jessica. "Though that'd include keeping up appearances, high end
fashion, constant hair and nail appointments, you'd need to look the
part of their vain daughter as far as I can tell" he says a little
unsurely, wondering if her parent's would really want another copy of
their disappointing daughter's lifestyle.
"That
sounds...can I hear about the last one before I make any decisions?" I
ask, my mind already leaning towards some of the options.
"Of course, lastly we have..." Mark chirps, this time trailing off as he turns a little flushed while he reads the name.
"Melody
Connors, retiree but quite wealthy at fifty-four years old" Mark says
with a cough, clearing his throat after choking up thanks to recognizing
the name. "She lives in a very large suburban home with her youngest
daughter, twenty-one, and still looks after her while she goes to
college" Mark describes, trying to paint this woman's home life in a
positive light.
"Fifty!? I'd be doubling my god damn age!" I shout in shock, reeling at the thought of that sort of jump.
"And
you'd never have to work another day in your life. As I said she is
quite well off, would you rather spend your next twenty years working or
just enjoy the fruits of that labor now?" Mark asks rhetorically,
trying to assuage my worries.
"She's
looking at starting over, this time as a man after experiencing...life
as an attractive woman" Mark explains, tastefully skirting around her
past as a world famous porn star while also implying that I could be this attractive woman.
"What about her...um..." I begin to ask, my cheeks turning red as I try to ask about her partner.
"No
husband, they got divorced nearly a decade ago. Though that doesn't
mean she isn't down to...You know they say women sexually mature later
in life and..." Mark begins to prattle on, causing me to cut him off.
"Okay okay I get it. She's just..." I begin to groan, getting cut off in term by Mark.
"Wealthy? Attractive? Free to do as she pleases?" he asks in a rhetorical fashion yet again.
There
is a moment of silence as the questions hang in the air, my thoughts
racing before being snapped back to reality by Mark as he clears his
throat.
"Alright Mr Hughes, time
to choose. Would you like to hear about any of the women again before
making your decision?" he asks, waving his hands as the papers fall back
onto the desk.
"I...no but...uh...I'm still not sure" I stammer nervously, wracking my brain as I try to make a decision.
"Take
your time...well not too much time, I do have other appointments" Mark
chuckles, taping his wrist as a subtle way to imply that time was of the
essence. "Besides, I'm sure they all want to get into their new skin as
soon as possible. It would be fairly rude to keep your future self
waiting too long"
My stomach
sinks, my heart pounding so hard I can feel it in my head. "I can't
believe I'm..." I whisper under my breath, my eyes darting around the
room in search for an answer.
"I...fuck...I guess I'll take..."