Shake 'n Shift - Part Three

Soon a pale freckled hand passes me a small chilled can, the alcoholic seltzer being a far cry from the refreshing water I had been hoping for. Despite this I quickly pop the top, guzzling down the cold beverage in an effort to rid myself of the pervasive dryness filling my mouth.

"Bitch slow down" whines the squeaky voice, weakly swatting at me as she slaps one of my tits. "We still have your fucking party tonight, it's bonfire time!" she chirps, her high pitched whine growing almost intolerably excited as the sharp tone leaves my head throbbing.

"Wha..." I mewl dimly, swallowing hard and wincing slightly as I feel the bubbles and vodka burn slightly at my parched throat. I run my tongue over my bottom lips, tasting a mixture of dozens of liqueurs clinging to the soft plush pillow resting on my face.

Shake 'n Shift - Part Two

After a few seconds the vibrations begin to die down, turning to slower thuds as though something was tapping against the mock wheel I had spun. The words rapidly begin to slow, the blur and haze becoming more and more legible by the second.

Finally, after nearly half a minute the app begins to chug once again as the server makes its connections across the multiverse. I watch as two words click into place, a happy little fanfare playing as I'm left looking down at...

 

SHOWY	OR	SANDY

Shake 'n Shift - Part One

I watch as the tiny blue bar slowly creeps across the phone screen, reaching slowly from left to right as the data is slowly downloaded to the slender little device in my hand.

My heart races, both with anticipation and fear at the thought of what may be coming once the download completed. While the forum I had found this thing on seemed to take it entirely seriously there wasn't a single person who could verify it worked, or more importantly wasn't some kind of malware that would rip all my personal information from my phone the second I opened the app.

However, the thought of it was too intriguing to not try out. I had no real thought that it would work as stated, more believing that it was some sort of photo shifting app or role playing aid, something found only in this one little forum on the far side of the internet.

A slight vibration snaps me from my thought, a small line at the top of my screen reading:

Download Complete: Shake n' Shift