The sound of morning birds rouse me from my sleep, the piercing chirps and tweets carrying effortlessly through the crisp morning air. Gone were the usual sound of my upstairs neighbors, of people out in the hall, of cars on the street and commuters on the sidewalk.
I had expected to wake up on the floor after last night, to feel the carpet and chalk beneath me thanks to my sudden collapse. However, I instead find myself in an extremely comfortable bed and tucked in under numerous warm blankets with care. The gears in my head begin to turn, rusted up by my morning malaise, as I try to work out what the hell had happened.