I'm slowly roused from my uncomfortable sleep by a shrill buzzing nearby. My head pounds, my feet sting, and a dull ache permeates my every muscle. The air hangs heavy with the scent of vomit and liquor, the combination of the two and the same salty taste clinging to my dry mouth. My joints crackle as I slowly begin to writhe, groaning in discomfort and I feel the cold air against my partially exposed and raised behind. I can feel a strange pressure on my chest which only gets more unbearable as I absentmindedly begin to shuffle more of my body weight onto the cushion directly beneath me.
However, despite all the discomfort I can't help but feel strangely energized. Each and every ache and pain seems to diminish far faster than I was used to, or at least far faster than they had in years.
"Like...what the fuck..." I groan, freezing up as I hear my soft squeaky voice.